Gnome Squadron
The OG ability impared garden gnome
Frederick was a pioneer in the gnome scene. It is hard to think of disabled gnomes without Frederick coming to mind. An activist for equality among all gnomes and a loving husband it is hard not to be inspired by his story. His passion was sparked in his early years by the likes of the young Greta Thunberg, a catalyst for global change, and he was driven to do the same. He was protesting before he could walk, and he hasn't stopped since.
The Wife.
Meet Francesca, Frederick's other half. These two are virtually inseparable and have been together for almost 40 years. Upon hearing of Frederick and the waves he was making in the gnome community Francesca decided, as a gnome of lesser ability herself, she had to go and see one of his speeches with her own eyes. By what can only be described as fate they had a chance meeting after the rally and fell quickly and deeply in love. Now she does her best to support her husband's mission and in her own time finds pleasure running a local knitting club for women in the community to meet, connect and discuss current affairs.
Mr.Schmuckle-Puff
On the surface, Mr.Schmuckle-Puff doesn't appear all that different from other gnomes. What truly sets him apart is his love for creating small glass sculptures. He is inspired by the likes of Pablo Picasso and has been described as a "modern visionary with an astoundingly unique understanding of form and colour" by Jerry Saltz (a famous art critic). Not to mention, with his success as an artist, he has also fronted multiple very successful charity events and helped raise funds for the relief of famine in third-world countries.
Timmy the Arsonist
Although still known as "Timmy the Arsonist" this is something of a misnomer. Timmy's upbringing was a case of survival of the fittest. He did what he had to in order to survive, and without guidance, he soon fell down the dark (metaphorically, as fire is obviously illuminating) path of arson. He has since reformed and recognises the error of his ways. Timmy is now an avid reader of classic English literature in his free time and is currently working towards his doctorate in english-rhetoric, writing and culture.
Stefano
Not much is known about Stefano the goose although there are a number of rumours. Some say he is deeply involved with organised crime. It is believed that his ties are primarily with the American Mafia and he once lived in the heart of New York. He has a penchant for smoking cigars and doesn't go anywhere without his cane and top hat. Could he potentially be on the run after crossing paths with the wrong duck? We truly are unsure, but currently he is part of a witness protection programme and is hoping to live a quiet retirement with his baby goslings and wife.
Who the frick frack diddly dack are we?
Gnomadic was founded in 2022. Although we are a relatively new company, we have strong foundations in our mission, values, and unique business ideas, which have made us highly successful. With this success we have attempted to support the gnomes upon the backs of which our company has been built.
The company faced backlash for claims that the identities of our gnomes were in fact stolen or fraudulent, which would suggest that we were pocketing all the profit supposedly going to these gnomes. This situation occurred in late 2023 when Stefana (Setefano's supposed spouse) demanded that her husband's picture be removed from the website or have his description amended, and receive the pension fund supposedly set up for him by the company. In an interview with the BBC, she said, "I'll have you know that Stefano was never involved in the mafia, actually. He has always been incredibly intelligent and articulate, and he is constantly receiving job offers from the greatest geese minds in the physics community. The accusation that he is involved in the mafia is quite frankly revolting, disgusting, and, above all else, insulting. I'd prefer—nay—I demand you change Stefano's description to something that is actually true and based on reality rather than this perverted fantasy, concocted by those who wish to see Stefano and his great mind face their demise. Not to mention, I am deeply concerned as to how you managed to procure this photo of my husband. I fear for the safety of my husband and my goslings." This situation, however, was swiftly resolved with a corporate lawsuit that gave her no option but to drop the case.
'Gnomadic' founders, George Handsburg and his wife Nancy, saw a gap in the market and recognised the demand for gnomes of all abilities. With equality and representation at the heart of our business and values we meticulously designed five unique and diverse gnomes for all your inclusive gardening needs.